Monday, March 24, 2014

Hey! How should I get my first Lotus jadeite?


春带财 Spring brings wealth, exquisite jadeite of Lotus on Water. A combination of purple and green.

Recently we talked quite a bit about this being the season of spring, how the fire and wood elements are strong in this month, and those who need the fire and wood elements should wear Lotus jadeite of red, purple and green colors. I presume you are following our facebook page, closely.

For blessed clients of the Lotus, you should be clear about what this is all about. You should know what are your favorable elements, and colors, and the colors of jadeite you should be wearing.

For those who are new to Lotus on Water, here's a brief how Lotus on Water go about prospering you, and how you start your path of prosperity with us:

1. First let's talk about what Lotus on Water is not. Lotus on Water is not a pharmacy or supermarket or mini-mart. We do not sell cheap, artificial, fake ornaments. If you are looking for a mere comfort of the heart, 心安, this is not the place for you.

Lotus on Water is the house to the best jadeite treasures. Only the natural, first-hand, and the collections that really make a true impact on your life.

Only the tolerance for the best.

2. Lotus on Water is very specific. You give us your year, date, time and city of birth. We don't sell our top grade remedies simply because you heard some random fengshui tips from some random magazine or random person, or plainly because you are born in the year of the rat or dog or monkey. 

Though we have more than 30,000 clients till date, our advices and remedies are specific to every individual. Specific to your date and time of birth, to your situation, to your needs, to your dreams. Why should you be treated with generalization when it is a matter concerning your prosperous future?

3. So, this is the first step: Give us your year, date, time and city of birth. And tell us which area you want to prosper, wealth, benefactors, career?

4. According to your Bazi 八字, or sometimes I call it your Chinese DNA – we gather it from your year, date, time and city of birth, we discover your favorable elements. Your favorable elements will tell us your favorable colors and numbers. This is specific to you and you alone, and it’s for a lifetime. 

Of course, we do not believe in doing everything for free. The charge of finding out the elements that are favorable and not favorable for you is 2,300SGD. You have to pay this amount first before the answer is revealed to you. When you purchase a piece of Lotus jadeite, this amount can be deducted from your purchase.

Your favorable color will decide the color of the Lotus jadeite you wear. We reveal the favorable element only to those who are buying the Lotus jadeite.

5. According to which area you want to prosper, we find the motif of the Lotus jadeite that possesses that specific area of luck and power for you. Looking for wealth? Wear the Lotus Gods of Wealth jadeite pendants. Lotus jadeite with prosperous bats, the mystical pixiu, fruits of great harvests are good choices too. Lotus jadeite with dragons gives you power, benefactors and status. Phoenix gives you fame and reputation, those around you love you, and more importantly, everlasting luck and fortune.

Let’s say you need the wood element. And you want to be wealthier. Then you should buy and wear the green God of Wealth. Or even better, the green exquisite jadeite, the imperial jadeite.

Yes, a heart and a lingzhi, or Ruyi. I also see the curves like waves, rolling in seas of emerald fortunes, and the bat that brings riches at night for you, follows. Imperial jadeite valued at 686,386SGD.

6. After you buy your particular piece of Lotus jadeite, come back approximately a week later to collect your treasure. In the week, your selection will be cast with gold if required, then blessed by Master Yun with the specially concocted vermilion.

So, what you need to do now is the give us the details here: customerservice@lotusonwater.com, or http://bit.ly/lotusjadeite. And we will contact you for your first step to prosperity.

And, if your favorable elements are fire and wood, the exact elements of this month, the green, red and purple Lotus jadeite are your choices.

Then come the important question: what do you want to prosper? Career, benefactors, romance, wealth?

-- Kan Ying Loong, Executive Director

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

THANK YOU and CONGRATULATIONS: And, Prosperity continues after Spring


We had a blast last Saturday.

It was really the grandest of celebrations on 15 February 2014. The weather was fantastic, the troupe marched prosperity into the Lotus galleries along Upper Thomson Road, the refreshments were awesome, and the lion and dragon dance was simply jaw-dropping.

Thank you all who came and gave well wishes. And congratulations to blessed ones who had their precious Lotus collections well blessed in this grandest and most huat of occasions.
And then there are so many good news right after the celebration: miraculous happenings in workplaces, life-turning blessings at home, sudden windfall from 4D etc...

 
Congratulations to blessed and well-prepared clients on winning the 1st prize 8183 and 3rd prize 2181! It is strange how such miracles happen. But they happen. They happen in Lotus on Water.
 

Apologies to clients who came all the way to Lotus on Water Street, but didn't manage to get the pineapples. We prepared 80 huat pineapples (旺来!) for 15 February grand celebration, but the turnout was so overwhelming that they were given to out to blessed clients faster than we expected - congratulations to the blessed clients who got the pineapples, and for others who only received the mandarin oranges, rest assured, they are also auspicious.

We have decided to prepare only 88 huat pineapples every celebration. So do come early if you want to have a share of the huatness next time.

This grandest of celebrations sparks the prosperity of our blessed and beloved loyal clients - it is prosperity as usual after spring. See the spectacle here on Facebook.

Once again congratulations to well-prepared and blessed clients who were showered with the windfall of 1st and 3rd prize 4D that very day.

Prosper in Elegance, Lotus on Water.

 

Saturday, February 15, 2014

To Prosper Continuously After Spring

Yesterday (Friday) was the 15th day of Chinese new year, supposedly the last day of Chinese new year celebration. Today, Saturday, is the 16th day, one day after Chinese new year. Lotus on Water, holds its spring harvesting ceremony today, the 16th day of Chinese new year, Saturday, at 2pm sharp. The implication is to prosper continuously after spring, adding layers of wealth and prosperity from the beginning till the end of the year.

Today, Saturday, at 2pm, you shall witness probably the grandest and most prosperous spring harvesting ceremony. There will be three dragon dancing (to enhance business, money and energy), five lions galloping (bringing wealth from five different paths), 5 Gods of Wealth (summoning prosperity luck from four directions and from heaven).

Not to forget, we have 5 gigantic flags so that our clients will win victoriously five folds and above.

The ceromony is exclusive to our clients. Towards family members and friends of our clients, we embrace with open arms as well.

We want to bring to your attention that it has been reported in news that there were many imposters disguising as monks and nuns to deceive the innocent. We must guard ourselves from the thieves and bandits whom shamelessness has grown too vibrant.

In fact, in our past festive ceremonies, we have many shameless impostors who disguise as our staffs, clients and even Master Yun's friends and relatives. They exchange contacts with our clients and claim to be able to lead them through some "short cuts" to get auspicious items from Lotus on Water, tax free especially gst free.

I would like to announce to everyone that Lotus on Water has never attempted to evade tax through these unscrupulous means. Anyone who try to persuade you likewise is but shameless bandit. Besides cautioning everyone here not to be cheated, I also beseech you to take down contacts and snap features of such people, so that we do our duty to bring liars of such to tasks.

I see you, my treasured clients today, and I wish you, Lotus's faithful and loyal friends, prosperity the whole year round.

春节之后继续旺财,一年到尾旺上加旺

今天是农历正月十五。但云龙子旺财馆明天,正月十六才举行舞龙舞狮的采青典礼。意思是春节之后继续旺财,一年到尾旺上加旺。

明天,正月十六,可能会是你所见过最旺,最隆重的采青典礼。中午2时开始。有三条龙起舞(生意兴隆,生龙活虎),五头狮醒旺(五路进财,五土班师),五个财神爷(五方通财,天财地宝)。

当然,还有5面大旗,让我们的客户能够和我们一样,旗开得胜,富贵逢圆。

明天的盛会是专程给予我们的会员的。让我们专程祝福忠诚于我们的会员。

只要你是我们的会员,万分欢迎。

有些会员希望能借此盛会祝福自己的家人与朋友,希望能把他们带来。我们的立场是:“老吾老以及人之老,幼吾幼以及人之幼。” 对于我们会员的家人与朋友,同样欢迎。

最近新闻报道,庙宇在春节期间出现假和尚向善男信女骗钱。偷鸡摸够的投机分子与无耻之徒与日俱增。我们不可不防。

其实,在以往的盛会里,也有许多此等无耻之徒,或自称是我们的员工,我们的客户,甚至是大师的亲戚朋友,和我们的宾客交换联络号码,并自称能通过“走后门的方法,以不许换消费税,所得税的方式取得我们的吉祥物或极品翡翠。


这里向大家宣布,云龙子旺财馆,从未以这种偷鸡摸狗的方式逃税。任何人以此方式企图说服你者,绝对是非法之徒。


这里除了通知大家不要上当,还请您把这等无耻之徒的电话记下,把他们的样貌拍下。尽公民责任,将他们绳之于法。

明日相见同欢庆,一年首尾皆旺财。

Sunday, February 9, 2014

This is the power of the Lotus exquisite jadeite

I love Stephen Chow's movies (周星驰). Go watch The God of Cookery 食神. In the final battle, Stephen Chow was forced to cook Char Siew rice. The judge tasted his masterpiece, and exclaimed as such according to my splendid translation: God! This simple Char Siew rice is heavenly! How am I going to eat Char Siew rice anywhere else after this?

Lotus on Water Exquisite Jadeite Gallery is established for VIPs of Lotus on Water. Only clients who have spent over 18,000SGD are considered VIPs.
Recently, I have been spending a lot of time talking to friends and clients about the exquisite collections in Lotus on Water Exquisite Jadeite Gallery. We used to have 268 pieces of proud and wonderful exquisite jadeite - this was during my last blog post some time back, I hope we still have at least 200 pieces of exquisite jadeite left for your selection now. There is nothing in common with our exquisite collections with Stephen Chow's Char Siew rice other than one characteristic: once you lay your eyes on the collections of Lotus on Water Exquisite Jadeite Gallery, you won't even flinch an eyebrow when you see jadeite elsewhere.

Because I dare say Lotus on Water Exquisite Jadeite Gallery houses some of the best jadeite collections in the whole world. Only the natural - by an extremely high standard, only the first-hand, only the best. Nothing but the best, then we can expect the best.

This 850kg raw jadeite boulder is the largest in Singapore, and is recorded in the Singapore Book of Records. That said, I wonder whether other jade stores have anything that can hold a candle to this. This is a mark of the excellence of Lotus on Water.
In the Exquisite Jadeite Gallery, you will not miss the biggest raw jadeite boulder in Singapore - 850kg. This raw boulder is what that remains. The other parts are all sliced, deciphered and carefully carved into the Lotus collections. This is a mark of the Lotus standard. We rather go through the tedious and dangerous process of harvesting the raw jadeite then to risk the future of our clients by dealing with middleman and middleman. Who can assure you that a random piece of jade is not dug out from someone's grave, or worn by someone who had serious illness before? 

Majority of the raw jadeite will be carved as our entry level auspicious jadeite - a same motif that will come in all the colors of the five elements. And when we come across a part that is astonishingly good in quality, intensely awesome in colors, we will turn it into our exquisite collections. Out of every 300 pieces of Lotus auspicious jadeite, there is 1 piece of Lotus exquisite jadeite.
 


And there are some special collections that will pull this proportion further apart. The imperial jadeite. I quote from a previous post:

It is very rare for jade shops and jewelery shops to sell imperial jade. It is not only expensive, it is also rare and most sought after. Thus the price of imperial jade escalate faster than any other kind of jade. Thus it is often more profitable to keep than to sell them away. It is the highest standard jade can achieve.

Only the Empress Dowager can wear the imperial jadeite, in the past. Most jade stores won't have the privilege of owning a piece, and if they do, that particular one piece will be kept in the private safe, only accessible after you have meandered your way pass the B-grade, C-grade and other jade-wannabes.  

Lotus on Water Exquisite Jadeite Gallery houses imperial jadeite. In December 2013, 5 pieces of marvelous imperial jadeite were sold to blessed clients. One of the blessed client after wearing his newly owned imperial jadeite, has not only prospered, but prospered to such an unimaginable extent that he got the next piece of imperial jadeite just three weeks later. He now owns 2 pieces of imperial jadeite, 3 Heaven and Earth jadeite rings, and 2 powerful Qinan.

This is the power of the Lotus exquisite jadeite.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Why No Feng Shui Convention This Year?

Recently I have lots of people, seriously like lots of people coming to my gallery, just to ask: is there any feng shui convention this year? Why is there no feng shui convention this year?

I cared very little to explain to most of them. However some are very sincere, and so I explain the decision we have after long consideration.

We have clients who went to the convention to listen to methods to help enhance different kinds of luck they want. Somewhen in the year, some of them came to ask: I followed everything your Master Yun told me. Why is it the luck I wanted is not happening? I checked through the records and found he bought nothing. So I asked him: how can you say you follow everything while you bought nothing? So he confessed he bought the feng shui items somewhere else.

The simple logic goes like this...you just cannot see a doctor and expect to get well without taking medication. You also cannot expect to get well taking a fake or inferior medication.

So I suggested to Master Yun not to give any feng shui convention this year so as not to give the idea that it is seeing the doctor and not taking the right medication that cures them.

We would only reveal the heavenly secrets to deserving and sincere clients.


And for the deserving and sincere clients, here are the collections for your prosperity this year:




 

Thursday, January 23, 2014

I Beg Your Pardon for So Stating the Obvious

Master Yun sometimes doesn’t state the obvious. First, to try to avoid being rude by implying the counterpart as having an inferior intelligence. Second, Master Yun thought it is obvious enough.


As a feng shui master, Master Yun has taken a personal oath to speak “only” the truth. That is to say, whatever he says must only be true and not false. Thank goodness he did not take an oath to always speak the truth. Meaning, he may choose to keep quiet and not speak the truth even if he knew it.



But to balance between tactlessly truthful and irresponsibly oblivious, he normally “shows” the obvious instead of “stating” the obvious.



But so it seems, for quite a number of people, having things staring right in front of them is still impossible for them to see. So I have to state a few obvious cases for him and I beg your pardon for my rudeness.



The Obvious Case 1:



A PR company recently recommended Master Yun to see a few business owners. These few business owners opened a gallery cum auction house in town selling arts, antiques and jade – or so they claimed.



This PR company has done Master Yun favors in the past and recently, and Master Yun feels it is not right not to oblige her. And this PR company is in his short list of names which he has been impressed. So he agreed.



We received these few business owners in our “Lotus On Water Exquisite Jadeite Gallery”. They walked through the gallery and met Master Yun on the mezzanine floor.



Master Yun asked them for their purpose of visit, the favors he might be able to offer and the ones they wish to receive.



After much fumbling and mumbling, they say they come from China and might be able to co-operate with us since China is full of resources. In other words, they wish to sell us jade made in China.



Master Yun asked who amongst them is the specialist in jade. Then, Master Yun asked the supposedly specialist in jade: “What did you see when you pass through the hall?”



He mumbled and fumbled – again – a few lines, which is close to nothing meaningful.



If he had truly been a specialist in jade, he should be able to see, a piece of raw jade of gigantic size and of enormous weight (850KG) standing proudly, next to the path he walked on.



This piece of raw jade is the biggest raw jade displayed in Singapore and it is recorded in the Singapore Book of Records – not only so, one cannot find such a big raw jade in other big Chinese city like Beijing, Shanghai and Hong Kong.


Many have “claimed” that they are our jade suppliers. In order to show the obvious, Master Yun placed an obviously big piece of raw jade in my gallery.


It is just like saying if you claimed to be the tailor who made my garments then you must have in your home or store, a big piece of cloth that was used to make my garments.



If that piece of cloth is not in your home or store, but in mine, then you cannot be the one tailoring my garments.


The big piece of jade is the obvious that Master Yun is showing instead of stating. However, the truth displayed in elegance seem to be a truth ungraspable to the stubborn and shameless.



Till this day, Master Yun still have people claiming blatantly to be our jade suppliers because they are from China or Myanmar.


With Singapore, a population of only 5 million, how many people have shook the hand of Mr Lee Kwan Yew, a truly national treasure although we have lived in the same country for decades?


One had even told Master Yun that his maid from Myanmar could bring in jade from her country. If that is so, why should she be your maid?


Isn’t this obvious ?


Obvious Case 2


Some people claim that feng shui is only about choosing a house or shop with the right direction and comfortable environment.


They even claimed that the feng shui items you place within the premise, especially quality, do not matter.


To “show” the truth instead of “stating” it, Lotus on Water only occupies four units of shops instead of the full eight units in the same row. If only the direction counts for feng shui effect, then the whole row of shops should be as vibrant as us. But the truth shows that it is not the case.


In fact, Lotus on Water did not collect the four units all at one go. We collected them one by one over the years. Most of the time, they are shops abandoned by previous owners who cannot make it. We took over & rectified them with the feng shui items we sell.


The half of the street of Lotus on Water is a stately testimony that the type of feng shui items you place within a premise does matter.


Come, stand in front of my galleries of Lotus on Water and watch. It is pretty glaring and obvious.



Isn’t it?


Obvious Case 3


Master Yun has a cousin who asked him to choose a good feng shui home for him. After Master Yun did the feng shui for his house, this cousin in order to help his friend not to “waste” money coming to our galleries to buy feng shui items, helped his friend to choose a house that has exactly the same direction as his.


A couple of years later, he came to ask Master Yun why his friend isn’t doing well. To prevent being rude by stating the obvious, Master Yun pretended that he did not hear and walked away.


Of course the quality of the feng shui items, the size, the shape, the carving, the owner who sells you, the red vermillion used for blessing, the energy of the person who did the blessing – they all matter.



Is it not obvious enough?


Obvious Case 4


Most people know that Master Yun learned feng shui from his grandfather. After he passed away, Master Yun took over. Master Yun did a revolution. He refused to use any cheap substitutes. Clients who prefer cheap substitutes and cheap outcome may see other masters.

For me and our clients, Master Yun’s conviction that is based on authentic philosophy and proven history, must be followed.


Master Yun’s grandfather used to give a little bit of tips here and there to Master Yun’s aunt for her to strike lottery. As for Master Yun, in order not to encourage gambling, refused to give any.


Master Yun’s aunt came to work for Master Yun and earned her jade pendant and the Heaven and Earth ring. After she wore them, she has striken at least twice, jackpots in the casino.


I suppose some people still prefer nostalgia to logical results. Master Yun’s aunt is one of them.


One day he asked her: “When grandpa was alive, how much money did you win with his good advice?” It was a few thousands dollars each time. He then asked her: “Then how about me? How much money had you won because you wore the rings I sold?” It was two digits more. Master Yun is not implying that his feng shui skill is more superior to his grandfather’s. However, Master Yun is definitely much more stringent than his grandfather when it comes to the remedies of personal luck and feng shui. And the results are miles apart.



It is Master Yun’s principle of “nothing except the best” that set him apart from the rest.


I sometimes think that God has done a great favor to those who are supposedly close to Master Yun, to put him so near to them. However, to balance out the favoritism, God has blurred their eyes so much that the obvious is not visible to them.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

1.1 云龙子旺财馆是谁?

云龙子是风水文化的光荣革命。

与其为你诊断风水,云龙子旺财馆为你提供解决方案。换言之,云龙子旺财馆让你获得灵丹妙药而不是为你望闻问切;让你获得治疗的方法而不是诊断的医生;让你知道如何将美梦变成现实,而不是认为人生只能如此。

只能是最好最旺财的极品翡翠,差一点的都不行。

一言以敝之,云龙子旺财馆让你获得人生的美好奖励而不是命中注定的圣旨。

--云龙子大师

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

1.2 传统的风水师 (Part 1)


在古代,风水师父仅为社会里最有权威,最有财富的人服务,比方说皇家与贵族。这来必是一种媚上而鄙下的态度,而是传统风水师建议的方案,设有权威与财富者往往难以办到。当时的风水师与当时的医师一样,仅给于诊断的结果及治疗的方案。执行方案的责任完全落在客户身上。由于量少,执行方案的价格变得极度昂贵。


有趣的是,有些客户成了潮流的领航者。可是这些潮流是根据那些客户的个人命理需求,而不是对症于大家的需求。

如意灵芝 老坑玻璃种
比方说,假设乾隆皇帝的吉利颜色不是白的话,羊脂白玉便不会如此抢手而变得极度昂贵。假设慈喜太后的吉利颜色不是绿色,我们今天知道的老坑玻璃种万能就不会是祖母绿的艳绿色了。

-- 云龙子大师